Wednesday, April 8, 2009
why don't you bring your pretty lil self over to the Sleaze Otter...
we'll show you a real Town&Country Cat.*
*because Monterey is too highbrow for alleys, sucka. And yes, that does contradict the commonly held image of Clubber Lang, but you know what? The real Clubber Lang a.k.a B.A. Baracus does not care about your little categories. Except to say that "alleycat" is too narrow a definition of the kind of ridiculousness experienced during a Sleaze Otter, and even that narrows it down too much. Bottom line? How much fun can you handle while riding a bike? Well, punk, do ya?