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Monday, March 29, 2010

you can't win

YOU can't.

You CAN'T, if you're stuck in that 1st is 1st me-me racist attitude. The tranny who who wins will be s/he who has the most funs. Look at the poor sucker in 2nd behind the Lion of Flanders:

having a Good Time?

People get ready.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

unless he is also behind the bar.

This time around you will not be such a nothing, no head all full of stuffing, nor your heart all full of pain. Sleaze Otter IV is rumbling down the Golden showered Road set to arrive Saturday April 17th. Write that in sharpie on your face now.

The course will be changed. Again. But and so, don't be fooled... like the one guy the one year who said, upon receiving his manifest(o) "Oh. A flat course- I shoulda brought a different bike!" (yes. for real.)

It will get dark. You will need a light (front and rear) and a helmet and a lock. A bag is recommended.


Watch the movie. It's good and it contains information you will need to win. You will need. You will need. Watch it with Dark Side of the Moon starting when the lion roars for the 3rd time if you haven't already. Also, this is a good point to mention: Pink Floyd Dark SideoftheMoon Team kits are expressly forbidden. You will DNQ. You will. Also, no creepy solo dancing either.

Ride your bike.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Knock knock

Who's that coming down the yellow brick road?

Flying Monkeys.

Flying Monkeys who?

Flying Monkeys YOU.

Shit is hotting up.