tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16305381537610070852024-02-07T05:52:45.535-08:00SLEAZE OTTERInspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-57537292786436454482014-03-02T12:27:00.000-08:002014-03-02T12:27:15.507-08:00Welcome back welcome back welcome back<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Pqr24Mfbw2g" width="560"></iframe><br />
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Is anybody out there? There have been rumblings of a Sleaze Otter recurrence. A gathering of the yahoos. Weigh in with your sayins...Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-83331473987168848632013-04-16T19:57:00.004-07:002013-04-16T20:01:44.135-07:00you ain't special...so shut the fuck up and finish your drink.<br />
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<u><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">The bike industry is full of pussies.</span></i></u><br />
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The Sleaze Otter has asked for your participation 6 times. 6 times you were invited to ride your bike, have a few drinks (if you were so inclined, or not- your choice), perform some rudimentary tasks, and score some cheap geegaws. 6 times you could not be bothered to get off your fat lazy ass and leave the safety of your cheap hotel room or shitty charcoal smoke-out for some actual riding. Fuck you. Why are you people even in this business? I am specifically calling out you personally.<br />
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The end. We quit.<br />
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On the other hand, several fine companies and individuals have sponsored us in the past, and they are quality people. Surly, PDW, VanDerKitten, All Hail the Black Market, Rothera cycling caps, Yanco pads, and me. Thanks to you all for the Good Times. Sorry it had to be like this. Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-57755101087656977102012-04-13T16:34:00.009-07:002012-04-13T22:01:24.052-07:00it's not made of glitterClip and print! Your mom would love one.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-zUka9eYbUGfjnonf4iVhVKwa-0FJ4ddY8q_I51GItAtgXxnQAcOQphJjij89UQyPKpC8B0kBJmrNYmUE7ZfuQgc6bXm0Hn-todT1DBnykAj_i98i4VBKAt0RNDeUL0Arz68b1o9Eku5R/s1600/Sleaze+Otter+6+finished+flyer.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 302px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-zUka9eYbUGfjnonf4iVhVKwa-0FJ4ddY8q_I51GItAtgXxnQAcOQphJjij89UQyPKpC8B0kBJmrNYmUE7ZfuQgc6bXm0Hn-todT1DBnykAj_i98i4VBKAt0RNDeUL0Arz68b1o9Eku5R/s400/Sleaze+Otter+6+finished+flyer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5731116938186214146" border="0" /></a><br />1) There will be prizes.<br />2) 1st place is not always the win.<br /><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /><br /></span>After <span style="font-style: italic;">weeks </span>of work, our flyer is done! Several people worked their fingers to the bone over that, and further we are really, really very pleased to present this:<br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/S-oP458gOeI" allowfullscreen="" width="475" frameborder="0" height="271"></iframe><br /><br /><br />It accurately represents everything we are. Don't kid yourself. Fuck your training, fuck your time cuts, fuck your max watts, fuck your little shoe covers (even though I kinda like those), fuck your throwaway race bike so light and plasticky it only lasts a season safely, fuck your important meetings, fuck your weight weenie in the middle of a ride discussion, fuck your cool sunglasses, fuck your hopes, your dreams, and your life.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">STOP BEING PUSSIES.</span><br /><br />Riding bikes is fun! Remember that? We don't care <span style="font-style: italic;">w</span>hat you ride, we care <span style="font-style: italic;">t</span>hat you ride. Get off that ass and bring a lunch. We love you. Any bike! Any rider! No enemy!<br /><br />Locals, this is the Fist Frank Pinto Celebration Ride. Joselyn's Bikes is closed, not forgotten.<span style="font-size:78%;"> Fist Frank, show up or your house will be one of the stops...</span><br /><br />Dreary? <span style="font-style: italic;">GO!</span>Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-9856903107722161402012-04-05T15:57:00.002-07:002012-04-05T16:11:03.678-07:00Baaaaaaaaaaam!Afros...and afrettes...<br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Gqo629qUI5k" allowfullscreen="" width="420" frameborder="0" height="315"></iframe><br /><br />The hunger in our eyes has been seen and recognized by the <a href="http://surlybikes.com/bikes/">bumbling fellow cyclists at Surly HQ</a>. You can anticipate, and I quote, "a box of fish". Mmmmmmmm, that sounds delish. Pack your Party, and your Good Times too, and meet us at the appointed time (to be revealed) on the appointed date (April 21st, bitches)!<br /><br />If you don't know, you better axe somebody.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-57021416839337745592012-03-26T10:15:00.002-07:002012-03-26T10:33:48.640-07:00lots of men carry bags?<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/grtLSCyNrdo" allowfullscreen="" width="640" frameborder="0" height="480"></iframe><br /><br />Call it what you want, call it what you will. We support any version of life's style you wanna rock out with. But you'll need a poiss of some kind to fulfill the requirements Sleaze Otter requires. Don't sleep. Bag, helmet, lights.<br /><br /><br /><br />Things are in the works; Machiavellian, ponderous, grinding, inexorable movements. If you don't know, now you know.<br /><br />While we can't endorse anything except a Good Time, you might consider your eternal salvation viz. The Church of the Subgenius (<a href="http://youtu.be/rN4IVv6tB10">if you got the time</a>), some tenets of which we hold dear. Specifically:<br />1) get off your ass<br />2)bust your ass<br />3)watch your ass, and<br />4)<span style="font-style: italic;">WASH </span>YOUR ASS!<br /><br />With regards to #1...we are tired of all the pussy "reasons" why you can't be bothered to get off your ass and have a Good Time on your bicycle (remember that?). Most of these "reasons" involve your dead-hearted J-O-B, enabling you to skip a Real Good Time in favor of some old bullshit like staying at your boring smoky campsite or your shitty hotel room, or attending another lame industry party at which you can't really cut loose on account of the stuffy free drinks might be cut off. Fuck that.<br /><br />So everything else follows. Come have some fun, with your clean ass and your bicycle.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-36610707300513440652012-02-29T19:52:00.002-08:002012-02-29T19:57:04.463-08:00meet me at the cemeteryIt's as official as things like this are: <a href="http://www.vanderkitten.com/apparel.html">Vanderkitten </a>will be joining us for hijinks and hilarity. Hopefully a repeat of the amateur stripper dancing at S______'s (open since 1937!).<br /><br />You know and I know, it takes all kinds to make a party jump. The course is up in the air at this point, but it is certain that there will be some action near the seashore, so be careful...<br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/W5a_fEzpDik" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe>Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-44407117802702773702012-02-28T15:30:00.002-08:002012-02-28T15:33:44.965-08:00Get Happenstance<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RmrIZKhEF6g" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe><br /><br />Welcome Princeton Tec! You are the dopey old man to our conniving teens. Hopefully there is no Richard. That kid is a buzzkill.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-10765545002049771522012-02-18T10:06:00.001-08:002012-02-18T10:27:29.247-08:00SIX...SIX...SIX6...6...6 years in a row.<br /><br /><br /><br />And for 5 years in a row the "Bike Industry" has been a lot of jock sniffing <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">p...p...pussies. </span><br /><br /><br /><br />I said it.<br /><br />I hate to say it: I don't think I'm the right coach for you. You all come out here and stand around. What is that? Can you overcome your fear? Can you leave your comfy campsite, with it's cans of beans'n'franks? Can you abandon your ratty motel room, with it's engrossing and rare television programming? Could you skip your gladhanding industry event, with it's same old same old?<br /><br />Why are you even working in this thankless field? Oh yeah. <span style="font-style: italic;">Because you love bicycles.</span> So get off your ass and, uh, put your ass on your bicycle saddle.<br /><br /><br />The official theme for this 6th year shall be:<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Hey Bike Industry...STOP BEING PUSSIES.</span><br /><br />As always, the route is what it is and is open to every bike and every rider. Run what you brung and you'll be all right.<br /><br />Get with it. Oh, and we are currently accepting sponsorship requests.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-68273954316703914202011-04-20T16:16:00.000-07:002011-04-20T16:33:48.176-07:00the candy colored clown they call...the Sleaze Otter. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjB6GEXv1kcEBqy5M3bnRYkjr3QkX43fxm9o5UCr7h6XAAJ-o9SN6BE3BNEVgser2cxV_kRw7KDYgbKYsLhomLD4FMWgJpxziHTVs3WPdS7rt99N0uva4UFjeK6kIP9rF_nBXhEBvm18AG/s1600/candy+colored+clowns.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjB6GEXv1kcEBqy5M3bnRYkjr3QkX43fxm9o5UCr7h6XAAJ-o9SN6BE3BNEVgser2cxV_kRw7KDYgbKYsLhomLD4FMWgJpxziHTVs3WPdS7rt99N0uva4UFjeK6kIP9rF_nBXhEBvm18AG/s400/candy+colored+clowns.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597810029864695746" border="0" /></a>Clowns are angry/hurt. Clowns are happy/tipsy.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiAVdqkqS3mT18k1snuid5s45UX6oPI4TUj_ySkKMP-NtKyDnJLURXMZ6_m4UJOAb3foTq4o5EKsaxTV6XpHmoTM3yKl5MVcbU_aooQvyg31OXd7qm2VgQwjFjej3s4jlrdsJY0FOWlXwK/s1600/sleaze+otter+shiner.jpg"><br /></a><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gmsrO8xpe-w" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"></iframe><br /><br />I close my eyes.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPiRShXPkMeF9pl2GqXjb07NRYuxk7Sb5nGWiS18okMNr83aLfLofdC0MFkBxOmmNfdNYTaGki7Cly6Yy0aXnmh5ZUgRqHuXDX1xrYJNhyOsT0LXdScx1pyueSlRl4NTcd4k1xXz74qS_u/s1600/5635083063_8633b9d52e_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPiRShXPkMeF9pl2GqXjb07NRYuxk7Sb5nGWiS18okMNr83aLfLofdC0MFkBxOmmNfdNYTaGki7Cly6Yy0aXnmh5ZUgRqHuXDX1xrYJNhyOsT0LXdScx1pyueSlRl4NTcd4k1xXz74qS_u/s400/5635083063_8633b9d52e_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597809544122097410" border="0" /></a>Just like <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBcQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com%2Ftitle%2Ftt0090756%2F&rct=j&q=blue%20velvet%20lynch&ei=G22vTf_WJIWssAOb8eGSAw&usg=AFQjCNEl5K6k6UR9CWWYHszeBviLR3BE5g&sig2=M-2fDcojyBSgFjIKwhMCRQ&cad=rja">Blue Velvet.</a><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiAVdqkqS3mT18k1snuid5s45UX6oPI4TUj_ySkKMP-NtKyDnJLURXMZ6_m4UJOAb3foTq4o5EKsaxTV6XpHmoTM3yKl5MVcbU_aooQvyg31OXd7qm2VgQwjFjej3s4jlrdsJY0FOWlXwK/s1600/sleaze+otter+shiner.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiAVdqkqS3mT18k1snuid5s45UX6oPI4TUj_ySkKMP-NtKyDnJLURXMZ6_m4UJOAb3foTq4o5EKsaxTV6XpHmoTM3yKl5MVcbU_aooQvyg31OXd7qm2VgQwjFjej3s4jlrdsJY0FOWlXwK/s400/sleaze+otter+shiner.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597809555754895474" border="0" /></a><br />I wanted to hate this guy, but couldn't. Look at him. He took his beating and not only showed up at the finish, he showed up at the finish and drank Coors Light (only canned beer they got at the Shadow Box) while giving out prizes. Good lookin out, Jared. <a href="http://www.timbuk2.com">Timbuk2</a> didn't know they hired Chuck Norris...<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJLda27cBvaXE0z9oV91s5MhSlE-IlnlHf8yzzytRK_PvJcaBl7GK-YOtxFe3zWqU6-geOJ69ADXf8J48FxTAxDU4SnKE_BwAmcvtjGQ6wLMUp4Oi8Gl845cWh6dqFPvMGiv5k3kYxC66w/s1600/sleaze+3rd+prize.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJLda27cBvaXE0z9oV91s5MhSlE-IlnlHf8yzzytRK_PvJcaBl7GK-YOtxFe3zWqU6-geOJ69ADXf8J48FxTAxDU4SnKE_BwAmcvtjGQ6wLMUp4Oi8Gl845cWh6dqFPvMGiv5k3kYxC66w/s400/sleaze+3rd+prize.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597809549905795810" border="0" /></a>Earlyish in the evening, happy clowns get prizes. even though the Oregon posse cheated, and missed the 1st box (who told you what the task was?!), they "won" 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. This lovely skinsuit was donated by<a href="http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/"> Stevil, over at allhailtheblackmarket</a>, and is a symbol of individuality and his belief in personal freedom.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5GfJgV-6MSgc-2TDaqTfHSbQxtLPhP-7KClziu_vGsGxvIH2-Qr2lsRc7lrFkMOcrNR0Lj1_9H4bGACSm9gTmjYavEuuihxAHA_c7I-5QkPrDmyeNx9s9dQxNNg9kRmKLwQyt1IFEGVws/s1600/sad+faced+clowns.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5GfJgV-6MSgc-2TDaqTfHSbQxtLPhP-7KClziu_vGsGxvIH2-Qr2lsRc7lrFkMOcrNR0Lj1_9H4bGACSm9gTmjYavEuuihxAHA_c7I-5QkPrDmyeNx9s9dQxNNg9kRmKLwQyt1IFEGVws/s400/sad+faced+clowns.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597810124003935474" border="0" /></a>Late night. Clowns are sad. Clowns are happy.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-179585039692991262011-04-20T09:36:00.000-07:002011-04-20T09:55:36.379-07:00when they reminisce over you<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFYLzhA-5OMz2ARCweB3jpmdeQUpO55r96UGIBwvqFHQxZ-T42FXODtfHWqbWw-WKNYnq0FlAXblVk1JoCzn8nLAGAMGI35vZnSMx8KNXBABp0UpfG_5j-PQwKxHEGVbV6nFQLan-vPX5D/s1600/blog+photos+004.JPG"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirk-5_RMsaJvSkxJ-yAxcTAGoDQs0rW0xEVX_0ONJo_NllpB_ohoNI4XrGIZcCIfxNBqyEX6yMyuhb9vexAkKGSkbft5OvKTvMCA4rFMKkVbW624Ox5eHQaFCTxBM1agovosEd7KyA7X7c/s1600/blog+photos+003.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirk-5_RMsaJvSkxJ-yAxcTAGoDQs0rW0xEVX_0ONJo_NllpB_ohoNI4XrGIZcCIfxNBqyEX6yMyuhb9vexAkKGSkbft5OvKTvMCA4rFMKkVbW624Ox5eHQaFCTxBM1agovosEd7KyA7X7c/s400/blog+photos+003.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597710086551792930" border="0" /></a><br />For real.<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FiOcVWQY2bc" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="640"></iframe><br /><br />Smile!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0r7ktyxD2PH7t19r7vGWuAd-BRV6aDRJbk4nOY5CiZWqiEnxIb2DCfENrv0qUpx9eDUQV6wF4Ccf6acDDbqMKUscL6CKkgyeMACJfOund3MAwIe19wBr6AgP4QboYg5NLVXzp9uQ0AVY4/s1600/blog+photos+005.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0r7ktyxD2PH7t19r7vGWuAd-BRV6aDRJbk4nOY5CiZWqiEnxIb2DCfENrv0qUpx9eDUQV6wF4Ccf6acDDbqMKUscL6CKkgyeMACJfOund3MAwIe19wBr6AgP4QboYg5NLVXzp9uQ0AVY4/s400/blog+photos+005.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597710112213160754" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFYLzhA-5OMz2ARCweB3jpmdeQUpO55r96UGIBwvqFHQxZ-T42FXODtfHWqbWw-WKNYnq0FlAXblVk1JoCzn8nLAGAMGI35vZnSMx8KNXBABp0UpfG_5j-PQwKxHEGVbV6nFQLan-vPX5D/s1600/blog+photos+004.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFYLzhA-5OMz2ARCweB3jpmdeQUpO55r96UGIBwvqFHQxZ-T42FXODtfHWqbWw-WKNYnq0FlAXblVk1JoCzn8nLAGAMGI35vZnSMx8KNXBABp0UpfG_5j-PQwKxHEGVbV6nFQLan-vPX5D/s400/blog+photos+004.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597710101824761218" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDJILO9Upu0zAGVuYG9Wg02m9PxKHu2CQMOUN1vP2YUIFwzH8sOdrlt5gxmS74kC36uZdLVacs8P4yzQqIGinKiz8w4LNJZ9zBVEskNcdU6yUv_euLsei3q2W7AYsGAk9iNyo5asPXkx3K/s1600/HAPPY+sad.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDJILO9Upu0zAGVuYG9Wg02m9PxKHu2CQMOUN1vP2YUIFwzH8sOdrlt5gxmS74kC36uZdLVacs8P4yzQqIGinKiz8w4LNJZ9zBVEskNcdU6yUv_euLsei3q2W7AYsGAk9iNyo5asPXkx3K/s400/HAPPY+sad.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597706794021717218" border="0" /></a>There were some high points. There were some low points. Seems like the lowest points came immediately after bombing down super rutty <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8YbwLfoj5SK9ETwHZKa0fNSPCuBPL-MaKOb3NU_kca4N1dWX9LuIlg5VbQby3uPfpeGJZbkXQox-YJTQLdWEeEv2uCJj_xcTYnlnMjtmyrRGXzHR8REN84bprUZ8ItN7nWKK_lptcAlBR/s1600/IMG_2908.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8YbwLfoj5SK9ETwHZKa0fNSPCuBPL-MaKOb3NU_kca4N1dWX9LuIlg5VbQby3uPfpeGJZbkXQox-YJTQLdWEeEv2uCJj_xcTYnlnMjtmyrRGXzHR8REN84bprUZ8ItN7nWKK_lptcAlBR/s400/IMG_2908.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597706802953754114" border="0" /></a> descents from the high points. These were the lowest points, the crashes.<br /><br />Swing down sweet chariot, stop, and...let me ride. Having your friends laugh at you and carry on without you while you slowly push your creaking bike back up the hill listening to them hoot and holler will really pick you up. That or throw popcorn all over you.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAU6qNr3NvLWfL9AufFk_vLGT9Hwq5aSLZmpkvhOjyiqR1WGxVDoQd4ERzkRKDgGgdrY5JYDTUhKe5snAEr4owQlfFzgRGdgsX8hXHs6YitgpJxsUOY57GgB-22558MPBUILeiPZycanQS/s1600/sasquatch+attack%2521.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAU6qNr3NvLWfL9AufFk_vLGT9Hwq5aSLZmpkvhOjyiqR1WGxVDoQd4ERzkRKDgGgdrY5JYDTUhKe5snAEr4owQlfFzgRGdgsX8hXHs6YitgpJxsUOY57GgB-22558MPBUILeiPZycanQS/s400/sasquatch+attack%2521.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597706805949188898" border="0" /></a>The ER doctor says, and I quote, "No dirt could have done that."<br />Nice.<br />Nothing like getting heckled/accused of being a liar by the pompous ass in the white coat. Like you don't get enough of that from your "friends."<br /><br />No one knows what happened to everyone, but everyone knows what happened to someone. Comment on your race experience, or send photos (inspektorjavertATgmailDOTcom).Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-48830724185355900422011-04-19T13:39:00.001-07:002011-04-19T13:45:56.854-07:00zzzzzz.....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI8eWod36m780GK4D1kEdkOQRCdo3_29Bg8BSYXJ9MT2Ehft0EnKQHTnM1Qx6NAvwTWJ3IsHAAPwJlpXVym93s_c8V3y8H3-yhetELKrv5p_frP-GKdBa7MkAeUolKXADbyhNwpOlwX67Q/s1600/blog+photos+030.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI8eWod36m780GK4D1kEdkOQRCdo3_29Bg8BSYXJ9MT2Ehft0EnKQHTnM1Qx6NAvwTWJ3IsHAAPwJlpXVym93s_c8V3y8H3-yhetELKrv5p_frP-GKdBa7MkAeUolKXADbyhNwpOlwX67Q/s400/blog+photos+030.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597397455765585682" border="0" /></a>If you have photos send them here: inspektorjavert(at)gmail(dot)com.<br /><br />We'll get on a wrap up. I know some of you cheated. For now...<span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br />Thank You<span style="font-size:130%;"> to our sponsors: Surly, Allhailtheblackmarket.com, Princteon Tec, and Timbuk2.</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span>Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-7126549783625557862011-04-14T06:08:00.000-07:002011-04-14T06:32:28.902-07:00you ain't special, so shut the fuck up and finish your drinkA few words before we begin.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Brakes are a<span style="font-style: italic;"> very</span> good idea.</span> Some folks (I'm not one) can stop real good without em and all, but. Laguna Seca sits atop a big ass hill. Going down the hill will be required. If, say, a deer were to jump out in front of you (it happens) are you able to lock em up from 42mph on a 14% grade inside of 37feet on a skibbly surface?<br /> Yes?<br /> Cool.<br /><br />Laguna Seca sits atop a big ass hill. Climbing back up the hill at the end of your ride will be required. If this kind of things makes you cry, you will not have a Good Time.<br /><br />Dressing well means being prepared. If you are not covered in a luxurious coat of beautiful golden hued (perhaps a lovely mottled brown) hair, you will want some standing around outside type clothes.<br /><br />If you are the guy (or gal) who blows it at the start, skips the course and heads straight for the bar at the finish only to drink more than is good for you and throw your bike down on the stage...fuck off. You aren't welcome back.<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Yjt1vz64fhU" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"></iframe><br /><br />If you like making love at midnight...we'll work something out.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-48263872293268099372011-04-12T21:18:00.001-07:002011-04-12T21:20:15.252-07:00INvite<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOmC2hlImx5WC5seYBx2DDlUH_TZ6RgBSRVJdpOo-qFsZhiOPVDuTEHxkPJKGgoSxFJpkp4UdFwKAMhMVz0okhFzx4fDF2g_h5-ce4dOZJBRtMG8amnGqSUUecRpOFkQu09muT2hukglaV/s1600/Sleaze+Otter+2011+w+special+anonymous+guests+from+the+Black+Lodge.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 313px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOmC2hlImx5WC5seYBx2DDlUH_TZ6RgBSRVJdpOo-qFsZhiOPVDuTEHxkPJKGgoSxFJpkp4UdFwKAMhMVz0okhFzx4fDF2g_h5-ce4dOZJBRtMG8amnGqSUUecRpOFkQu09muT2hukglaV/s400/Sleaze+Otter+2011+w+special+anonymous+guests+from+the+Black+Lodge.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594917993705893826" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Hey folks. Cut and paste as you like.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-38020745272828387692011-04-12T20:50:00.000-07:002011-04-12T21:10:40.349-07:00...that's when the Sleaze jumped out the startin' block!Eazily make our way to the meeting spot...<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GiDti_Xnnmo" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"></iframe><br /><br />Just a little note to remind you: Don't be an ass. Keep it on the DL.<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"> The goal is to keep riding and keep partying, not to be partied out and/or thrown in jail.</span><br /><br />In other and completely unrelated news...<span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><a href="http://www.timbuk2.com"><span style="font-size:180%;">Welcome Timbuk2!</span></a> </span>People need bags to put stuff in, and you are helping them do it.<br /><br /> High 5s all around.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-35396713308864470542011-04-05T13:43:00.000-07:002011-04-05T14:20:10.128-07:00drag race dynamite!You know you love it.<br /><br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KIf24Yvrzuo" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"></iframe><br /><br />When and if Sasquatch attacks, it will be the Full Moon. (Yeah, yeah, we heard you.) So lights, while always a good idea, are not as crucial as they might seem. What is crucial is that you get a fine ass pantsuit, and get ready. to. rumble.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-76424305462818235392011-04-01T12:23:00.000-07:002011-04-01T12:35:27.153-07:00up and down and all around<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnCLYa4S6cstr3bxf7Yv_mAWvFhVCgUV4FwnrH1MDpkjZrrLlecxI4hriOWNHEIIk6uysoq1IGc1gAasVolFbCHhyphenhyphenTgj3ZAEC7hjvF50ND2LzMah_kedZ3bmoYiQDaN1Q51zJ6ixCogU2d/s1600/small+surly+logo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 118px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnCLYa4S6cstr3bxf7Yv_mAWvFhVCgUV4FwnrH1MDpkjZrrLlecxI4hriOWNHEIIk6uysoq1IGc1gAasVolFbCHhyphenhyphenTgj3ZAEC7hjvF50ND2LzMah_kedZ3bmoYiQDaN1Q51zJ6ixCogU2d/s400/small+surly+logo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5590700534889498050" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnCLYa4S6cstr3bxf7Yv_mAWvFhVCgUV4FwnrH1MDpkjZrrLlecxI4hriOWNHEIIk6uysoq1IGc1gAasVolFbCHhyphenhyphenTgj3ZAEC7hjvF50ND2LzMah_kedZ3bmoYiQDaN1Q51zJ6ixCogU2d/s1600/small+surly+logo.jpg"><br /></a><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OQUm3NDy2kA" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="425"></iframe><br /><br />You think a ape-like creature only hangs out in the woods? LOL. Sasquatch likes to git on the goodfoot, same as you. So<span style="font-style: italic;"> pay attention</span>, you just might learn somethin.<br /><br />Learn this, too: like the joker to the North of us, the clowns to our right have committed themselves to helping us help you to git on your goodfoot. We welcome and thank<a href="http://www.surlybikes.com/blog"> SURLY</a> for their help in our continuing dissipation.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-31084564036992165212011-03-31T19:06:00.000-07:002011-03-31T19:20:20.586-07:00I've got..you've got...WE'VE got to be unstoppable.<span style="font-style: italic;"><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GA8z7f7a2Pk" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="425"></iframe><br /><br /></span>All's it takes is one lone weirdo to get a party started.<span style="font-style: italic;"> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span><span><span><br />Joining the dance is Stevil Kinevil of <a href="http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/">allhailtheblackmarket.com</a>, with his generous contribution of cat hair covered pants and various sundry goods. Think of him as the guy in the red underwear/umbrella hat at 2:15...<br /><br />Thanks, Stevil, you're one of us.</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span></span><span><span><br />The rest of y'all...get your dancing shoes ready. This year's course promises to be down and dirty. For the 1st time in our storied history we begin and "end" at Laguna Seca. There will be no hiding and no copping out</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">. As always- Any bike, any rider!</span></span></span><span><span> Everybody who rides is welcomed. It's more fun thataway.</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span></span>Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-33730243864468729472011-03-29T12:41:00.000-07:002011-03-29T12:49:57.372-07:00...he had beautiful hairIt's the same MO...<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ctXn4P3B7OM" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="560"></iframe><br /><br />I don't think you've got to worry so much about getting poked with a staff and told to "Git". I don't <span style="font-style: italic;">think</span> you do.<br /><br />But there may be some rough talking. And some dark trails. Better bring a light. Or follow someone who's got one.<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/htQEA6j6p18" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="560"></iframe>Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-49202533420590811092011-03-25T13:39:00.000-07:002011-03-25T13:40:55.922-07:00Dumptruck dumptruck<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEtPEDNmydNq-fUl50S_ZoR__7CPSv0SQBT1NfDT3CvpcYCyF7YSJmOeBsrTmjEXwqeLgEFDtussnXiRHFDt_TAwNT4sV7KsdNdVvjXtDzeosL6aFhP017HgLDmMXDEZi7H0oGNPW1Uc2b/s1600/bigfoot++COMPLETE+waiting+for+sponsors.PNG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5588120207073876754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 345px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEtPEDNmydNq-fUl50S_ZoR__7CPSv0SQBT1NfDT3CvpcYCyF7YSJmOeBsrTmjEXwqeLgEFDtussnXiRHFDt_TAwNT4sV7KsdNdVvjXtDzeosL6aFhP017HgLDmMXDEZi7H0oGNPW1Uc2b/s400/bigfoot++COMPLETE+waiting+for+sponsors.PNG" border="0" /></a><br /><div>And so it begins...</div>Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-81975014006688185002010-04-16T08:26:00.001-07:002010-04-16T08:28:08.245-07:00Been trying to meet you<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6u6MISzP5PiKe63jvw9-6PAveVPKhJiP1Lx4EzDbDdOgfCg5hsewAd_cJwP1mk1jrN4hnwJ44hhT5CiCVIoXrjeOYMoq-f_dazkYOxGhQXAqDPza5LH8l2VsLW0qOIstKC_Dq6Cx2ppQI/s1600/sleazeotter2010.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 331px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6u6MISzP5PiKe63jvw9-6PAveVPKhJiP1Lx4EzDbDdOgfCg5hsewAd_cJwP1mk1jrN4hnwJ44hhT5CiCVIoXrjeOYMoq-f_dazkYOxGhQXAqDPza5LH8l2VsLW0qOIstKC_Dq6Cx2ppQI/s400/sleazeotter2010.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460757224114468434" border="0" /></a><br />mmmmmmm mmmhmmm. Must be a devil between us, or whores...Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-5014968229134597092010-03-29T09:47:00.001-07:002010-03-29T09:58:50.367-07:00you can't win<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfGUaJoYf42RzDC7b16-pBGMkTZRsubSS6ox0hwUm6dxznsLX4qOGItj7fTu109DPuvYqpsbsVYKWyTha2_GQtNUV8q_8XUc9sx4_7RK2GsTQuAP65rB04hzJs8vzHnijvB8B1uSLlAhAj/s1600/lion.of.flanders.with+otters+anon.JPG"><br /></a><br />YOU can't.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6YrinCQOxB0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6YrinCQOxB0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />You CAN'T, if you're stuck in that 1st is 1st me-me racist attitude. The tranny who who wins will be s/he who has the most funs. Look at the poor sucker in 2nd behind the Lion of Flanders:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfGUaJoYf42RzDC7b16-pBGMkTZRsubSS6ox0hwUm6dxznsLX4qOGItj7fTu109DPuvYqpsbsVYKWyTha2_GQtNUV8q_8XUc9sx4_7RK2GsTQuAP65rB04hzJs8vzHnijvB8B1uSLlAhAj/s1600/lion.of.flanders.with+otters+anon.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfGUaJoYf42RzDC7b16-pBGMkTZRsubSS6ox0hwUm6dxznsLX4qOGItj7fTu109DPuvYqpsbsVYKWyTha2_GQtNUV8q_8XUc9sx4_7RK2GsTQuAP65rB04hzJs8vzHnijvB8B1uSLlAhAj/s400/lion.of.flanders.with+otters+anon.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454100729037209634" border="0" /></a>having a Good Time?<br /><br />People get ready.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-21088738736345309482010-03-12T16:17:00.000-08:002010-03-12T16:42:06.503-08:00Pay no attention to the man behind the curtainunless he is also behind the bar.<br /><br /> This time around you will not be such a nothing, no head all full of stuffing, nor your heart all full of pain. Sleaze Otter IV is rumbling down the Golden showered Road set to arrive <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Saturday April 17th.</span> Write that in sharpie on your face now.<br /><br />The course will be changed. Again. But and so, don't be fooled... like the one guy the one year who said, upon receiving his manifest(o) "Oh. A <span style="font-style: italic;">flat</span> course- I shoulda brought a different bike!" (yes. for real.)<br /><br />It will get dark. You will need a light (front and rear) and a helmet and a lock. A bag is recommended.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><br />ANY BIKE! ANY RIDER!</span><br /><br />Watch the movie. It's good and it contains information you will need to win. You<span style="font-style: italic;"> will</span> need. <span style="font-style: italic;">You</span> will need. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_pgcapIisc"> Watch it with Dark Side of the Moon</a> starting when the lion roars for the 3rd time if you haven't already. Also, this is a good point to mention: Pink Floyd Dark SideoftheMoon Team kits are expressly forbidden. You will DNQ.<span style="font-style: italic;"> You</span> will. Also, no creepy solo dancing either.<br /><br />Ride your bike.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-5443383379428599352010-03-03T10:04:00.000-08:002010-03-03T10:07:05.327-08:00Knock knockWho's that coming down the yellow brick road?<br /><br />Flying Monkeys.<br /><br />Flying Monkeys who?<br /><br />Flying Monkeys<a href="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oGkldfpI5L4VQAcbRXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEzbTJrNmN0BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA3NrMQR2dGlkA0g1MTlfMTUz/SIG=11jirsefj/EXP=1267725791/**http%3a//www.seaotterclassic.com/"> YOU</a>.<br /><br />Shit is hotting up.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-807954536086039032009-04-20T07:25:00.000-07:002009-04-20T19:12:20.117-07:00Socks now? It's time to go?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1z8BRfzKSAMcRjd8W7lQ6SZJHvyDZJlCcfF08V9tVYDfJHLSyI-XFVOjDLXbfqYE3jzXL9xSoopXpLSSnV1hbFffoOgbVqM8mR-zJ9-dPe4gk2mqlIL6MIbVBkJ-dGqQZwLEmA4Ik76yF/s1600-h/sleaze+otter4.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1z8BRfzKSAMcRjd8W7lQ6SZJHvyDZJlCcfF08V9tVYDfJHLSyI-XFVOjDLXbfqYE3jzXL9xSoopXpLSSnV1hbFffoOgbVqM8mR-zJ9-dPe4gk2mqlIL6MIbVBkJ-dGqQZwLEmA4Ik76yF/s400/sleaze+otter4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326961515475220722" border="0" /></a>These are from king george and they're marvelous...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvdE2icOxf_QbFsri9-2IEptbaS3ymDzpM8CWJsBOiVGx25L0zOPSMLOVJ3Xy1S0p3tOyQO0peeE3Z2iyFkRmsC741ZW7e4e7iBJig74bxiklFRlc5K-4RqKhv3JZJjppW41NJLgkQ9tj4/s1600-h/sleaze+otter3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvdE2icOxf_QbFsri9-2IEptbaS3ymDzpM8CWJsBOiVGx25L0zOPSMLOVJ3Xy1S0p3tOyQO0peeE3Z2iyFkRmsC741ZW7e4e7iBJig74bxiklFRlc5K-4RqKhv3JZJjppW41NJLgkQ9tj4/s400/sleaze+otter3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326961517219698402" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimPOOLu8H4BI9-uskR95hpCkYnESYn5B0ZGu5oYxmPEN6EC-MduPIb4dINTZz4D22QvA-vurrKLuv2oQ8ADtoh5MQwrIDkyLRIhgkObBEQZd_Rvgsx6AJe46wKSl5umf6OXmrBSsCkBiMX/s1600-h/sleaze+otter2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimPOOLu8H4BI9-uskR95hpCkYnESYn5B0ZGu5oYxmPEN6EC-MduPIb4dINTZz4D22QvA-vurrKLuv2oQ8ADtoh5MQwrIDkyLRIhgkObBEQZd_Rvgsx6AJe46wKSl5umf6OXmrBSsCkBiMX/s400/sleaze+otter2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326961516310979378" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3flGcwbR36uzOxan-PXTlksgo8IUtR2PDm0XMT0KI1sPoF8MbZxBeHSmtmYlUM9EdU32p88efobfY5W4mCJksIWfIMl0GKbYIC8j5NDwp-oQggOi2jW-knKqpQcsSwVA8nUqfB1oBnN_2/s1600-h/sleaze+otter1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3flGcwbR36uzOxan-PXTlksgo8IUtR2PDm0XMT0KI1sPoF8MbZxBeHSmtmYlUM9EdU32p88efobfY5W4mCJksIWfIMl0GKbYIC8j5NDwp-oQggOi2jW-knKqpQcsSwVA8nUqfB1oBnN_2/s400/sleaze+otter1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326961511910187378" border="0" /></a><br />If you<span style="font-style: italic;"> did </span>attend Sleaze Otter 3: The Greatest Challenge and would like to add to the general fund of knowledge, you might share your (<span style="font-style: italic;">ahem</span>) version of events in the comments section below. Any pictures that feature the organizers in a flattering light will also be posted if/when received.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiXoANYuPNL6_cs0F2x3G9g4sgFltoWuzBtaEnhdgmhiifyZ9ZGOf_fz3C1Lv8rUa28RZ7de9AfJroWm2eypmyoGVYxvj40Jl4EkR_QW4LHnFdTVq3WVamBoO_gVURYxCWzGZJGcd8RmsQ/s1600-h/seedy+clown.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiXoANYuPNL6_cs0F2x3G9g4sgFltoWuzBtaEnhdgmhiifyZ9ZGOf_fz3C1Lv8rUa28RZ7de9AfJroWm2eypmyoGVYxvj40Jl4EkR_QW4LHnFdTVq3WVamBoO_gVURYxCWzGZJGcd8RmsQ/s400/seedy+clown.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326781364631993042" border="0" /></a><br />Sorry, I will<span style="font-weight: bold;"> not</span> post any of the photos taken when I was being tackled, harrassed or having empty cans thrown at me...<br /><br />Finally and importantly: please take a moment to look at the following email addresses and consider (but then get distracted)- focus- writing to our sponsors to let them know how awesome you think they are and what a "great" time you had at Sleaze Otter. You people received a next-level amount of prize goodness, and if you want it to continue, do your part and say thanks! Use "sLeaZE otter" as your subject line...<br /><br />><span style="font-size:180%;">emilyATsurlybikesDOTcom </span><br />The always lovely (judging from the timbre of her emails, anyway) Emily sent a load of goods. Even though you aren't try and act classy when you email her to say thanks!<br /><br />><span style="font-size:180%;">steveATswoboDOTcom </span><br />Our man Stevil Kinevil helped you avoid the bummer life.<br /><br />><span style="font-size:180%;">yancopadsATyahooDOTcom </span><br />Our gal, Liz, hooked you up.<br /><br />><span style="font-size:180%;">toddingermansonAThotmailDOTcom </span><br />BlackCatBicycles came through in the clutch at least 6 different ways for this event. Send some personal love there in return.<br /><br />><span style="font-size:180%;">vipATvanderkittenDOTcom<br /></span>These course staying bunch of rawhide tuff latenighters did you a solid. Let them hear you say thanks.<br /><br />>what's that? what's that you say? no hunter cycles? hunh. where were those guys?Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630538153761007085.post-59725241679890428112009-04-19T17:56:00.000-07:002009-04-19T18:25:10.357-07:00Justpush play<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1FIOjLwwj-U&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1FIOjLwwj-U&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />and then continue.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />wait for it.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />So much fun. Soooooooo much. Hopefully pictures are coming up soon, but it depends on the participants to send in their photos, and we all know what a bunch of losers rode this year. Apologies to all the cool people, but even you (and by you I mean me; because I was the only cool person around) know it is true. <span style="font-size:180%;">BOOOOOOOO!<br /></span><br />Anyways.Thanks, y'all. Sleaze Otter 3 was a Good Time. After all, what is funner than hanging out with a group of likeminded people who are all having a Good Time?<span style="font-size:180%;"> YAAAAAAAY!</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/amF5cRjruwk&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/amF5cRjruwk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />We will continue to update sometimes. You know, when so moved. Quit yo jibbba jabbba, and put us on your RSS Feed, sucka! If you were to take nothing else away from this whole fiasco it should be this: only you can make a scene happen in your town. Get on that shit, Holmes.Inspector Javerthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15445080680512417960noreply@blogger.com0