meet me at the cemetery

It's as official as things like this are: Vanderkitten will be joining us for hijinks and hilarity. Hopefully a repeat of the amateur stripper dancing at S______'s (open since 1937!).

You know and I know, it takes all kinds to make a party jump. The course is up in the air at this point, but it is certain that there will be some action near the seashore, so be careful...

you ain't special, so shut the fuck up and finish your drink

A few words before we begin.

Brakes are a very good idea. Some folks (I'm not one) can stop real good without em and all, but. Laguna Seca sits atop a big ass hill. Going down the hill will be required. If, say, a deer were to jump out in front of you (it happens) are you able to lock em up from 42mph on a 14% grade inside of 37feet on a skibbly surface?
Yes?
Cool.

Laguna Seca sits atop a big ass hill. Climbing back up the hill at the end of your ride will be required. If this kind of things makes you cry, you will not have a Good Time.

Dressing well means being prepared. If you are not covered in a luxurious coat of beautiful golden hued (perhaps a lovely mottled brown) hair, you will want some standing around outside type clothes.

If you are the guy (or gal) who blows it at the start, skips the course and heads straight for the bar at the finish only to drink more than is good for you and throw your bike down on the stage...fuck off. You aren't welcome back.



If you like making love at midnight...we'll work something out.

up and down and all around

You think a ape-like creature only hangs out in the woods? LOL. Sasquatch likes to git on the goodfoot, same as you. So pay attention, you just might learn somethin.

Learn this, too: like the joker to the North of us, the clowns to our right have committed themselves to helping us help you to git on your goodfoot. We welcome and thank SURLY for their help in our continuing dissipation.

...he had beautiful hair

It's the same MO...



I don't think you've got to worry so much about getting poked with a staff and told to "Git". I don't think you do.

But there may be some rough talking. And some dark trails. Better bring a light. Or follow someone who's got one.

There it is.

This is the flyer from 2008 Sleaze Otter II, which was Zombie themed. Sorry you couldn't make it, suckers. It was fun. Stories and reports.

The year before (making it the inaugural) was simply Sleazy, and that was theme enough. We were not computerized at that point anyway, so no flyer repro for you!

This is all just to pave the road for this year's debacle:
SLEAZE OTTER 3: THE GREATEST CHALLENGE.

Get your wrasslin boots and your fancy gloves, bitches. It is on.
Saturday evening April 18th...7pm.