it's not made of glitter

Clip and print! Your mom would love one.


1) There will be prizes.
2) 1st place is not always the win.




After weeks of work, our flyer is done! Several people worked their fingers to the bone over that, and further we are really, really very pleased to present this:




It accurately represents everything we are. Don't kid yourself. Fuck your training, fuck your time cuts, fuck your max watts, fuck your little shoe covers (even though I kinda like those), fuck your throwaway race bike so light and plasticky it only lasts a season safely, fuck your important meetings, fuck your weight weenie in the middle of a ride discussion, fuck your cool sunglasses, fuck your hopes, your dreams, and your life.

STOP BEING PUSSIES.

Riding bikes is fun! Remember that? We don't care what you ride, we care that you ride. Get off that ass and bring a lunch. We love you. Any bike! Any rider! No enemy!

Locals, this is the Fist Frank Pinto Celebration Ride. Joselyn's Bikes is closed, not forgotten. Fist Frank, show up or your house will be one of the stops...

Dreary? GO!

There it is.

This is the flyer from 2008 Sleaze Otter II, which was Zombie themed. Sorry you couldn't make it, suckers. It was fun. Stories and reports.

The year before (making it the inaugural) was simply Sleazy, and that was theme enough. We were not computerized at that point anyway, so no flyer repro for you!

This is all just to pave the road for this year's debacle:
SLEAZE OTTER 3: THE GREATEST CHALLENGE.

Get your wrasslin boots and your fancy gloves, bitches. It is on.
Saturday evening April 18th...7pm.